doer of hugs not drugs
"a female protagonist in assassin’s creed is historically inaccurate!"
haha yeah because ancient aliens, conspiracies, and a war that has been going on for thousands of years yet still somehow remains secret to the outside world is totally accurate i mean we can have glowing magical objects which kill people and all kinds of stuff but a female with a knife is TOO far buddy TOO INACCURATE and TOOO UNSCIENTIFIC!!!!!!
friends are constantly coming to me for advice about their relationships and love lives and i’m just
i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road